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MIAMI (Reuters) - Tropical Storm Bertha, moving briskly across open ocean waters, may strengthen into the first hurricane of the 2008 Atlantic storm season sometime during the next 48 hours, U.S. weather forecasters said on Sunday.

Bertha, which formed on Thursday near the Cape Verde islands off Africa, had maximum sustained winds approaching 50 miles per hour (85 km per hour) at 11 a.m. EDT and was heading west at 21 mph (33 kph), the U.S. National Hurricane Center in Miami said.

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A recent investigative report has uncovered that our beloved Punxsutaney Phil, the groundhog everybody adores, is one angry little dude. Phil was recently caught ranting at the local watering hole....

Yeah, I'm that cute little groundhog you love to make a big deal out of for an entire day every year. That's great. But I'm here to tell you:

F**K OFF!

Yeah, that's right. F**k off. Every year you losers come around and want me to predict if there's gonna be six more wee

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So, I'm standing in line at Wal-Mart. An adorable old couple was in front of me. I was just kind of gazing around while waiting when my attention was suddenly focused on the scanner readout. In bright, bold, green letters, the item just scanned read:

VAG CREAM

I couldn't get my cellphone camera out fast enough to take a picture.

Cute little old lady was buying Vagisil.... cute little old man was scratching his crotch. It all made sense.

I was the o

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